What’s on

Martin Grover - Solo Show
‘Long Adrift on Shipless Oceans’
Main Hall - Woodfield Pavilion - Step Free Access

Woodfield Worms Bookclub
Waterland by Graham Swift
Love a book? Want to share?
Come and be a Woodfield Worm (Bookworm that is!?)
Come and join our monthly Bookclub
Meeting - 2nd Tuesday at 5:30pm - Doors open 5:15pm
Main Hall - Woodfield Pavilion - Step Free Access
It's free to come along - Teas and Coffee available to buy.
So if you fancy joining in then let us know.
.
Everyone welcome - Dog Friendly
Drop an email HERE

Season of Mellow Fruitfulness - Guided Walk with Roy Vickery
The last Roy walk of the year.
The walk starts at the Woodfield Pavilion at 11am and continues around Tooting Commons for 60-90 minutes.
A gentle walk examining and discussing the origins of ‘weeds’ growing along Abbotswood Road.
Booking is unnecessary and its free.
Please wear suitable footwear and dress for the weather
Roy Vickery worked as a botanist at the Natural History Museum, London, from 1965-2007; he remains a Scientific Associate at the Museum, and was President of the South London Botanical Institute. He has been collecting and writing about the folklore and traditional uses of plants for many years.
More of Roy’s walks and talks can be found here

Free Film Night - The Elephant Man
Brought to you by the fabulous STREATHAM FREE FILM FESTIVAL
The Elephant Man
Main Hall - Step Free Access.
Doors (and Bar) opens at 7pm. Film starts at 7:30pm
First Come - First Seated. No Booking
David Lynch's beautiful and remarkable monochrome study of John Merrick.
John Merrick - John Hurt
Frederick Treves - Anthony Hopkins
Mrs Kendal - Anne Bancroft
Carr Gomm - John Gielgud
Mrs Mothershead - Wendy Hiller
Written by Lynch, Christopher de Vore and Eric Bergren, The Elephant Man is chiefly a tale of an affliction borne, and of the growth of the sentimental – yet nevertheless moving – friendship between Merrick and Treves. The Elephant Man continues to resonate today due to its exploration of themes like otherness, acceptance, and the societal gaze. While the film critiques Victorian society's treatment of John Merrick, it also prompts reflection on how we perceive and treat those who are different in our own time.
Takings from the bar and snack sales go to support the Woodfield Pavilion.

Words @ The Woodfield - September
September - a call to all voices out there!
Words @ The Woodfield
Friday 19th September
Main Hall - Step Free Access
Join us as we offer up poetry, story and song for our revered open mic night on this most fertile of occasions.
If you want to guarantee a spot, please book in advance on the Eventbrite - there are 10 performer tickets.
or if you want to play that dangerous OTD game (£5), get here early!
We will cap the number at 14 performers, each with a strict five minute slot - so we can fit you all.
For any surplus performers, names shall be drawn from a hat.
Veggie dinner available.
BYOB
See you down there!
MC’s: Fin & Mohah
Chef for the evening: Mohah


Uki Otake
Reality & Perception
Reality and Perception is a group exhibition featuring eight contemporary artists connected through figure drawing sessions at Woodfield Pavilion.
Main Hall - Woodfield Pavilion - Step Free Access
Their works showcase figurative art, blending traditional representations with unconventional approaches using diverse media.
Ronnie Hackston - Linda Heiden - Alex Mayer - Uki Otake
Gail Pearce - Maria Roman - Jana Rachvalska - June Thomson

Explore Bookmaking & Concertina binding Workshop
Discover the art of concertina bookbinding in this hands-on, 2-hour workshop, designed for all skill levels. Whether you’re a complete beginner or an experienced maker, you’ll leave inspired and confident to create your own fold-out books.
UPPER HALL - Woodfield Pavilion - Not step free.
In this session, you will:
Learn bookbinding fundamentals and how to work confidently with essential tools
Understand paper grain and how it influences folding and structure
Explore different approaches to folding, page attachment, cover design, and finishing techniques
Experiment with creative ways to personalize your book
Through clear demonstrations, guided practice, and individual support, you’ll gain practical skills while nurturing your own creativity. By the end, you’ll take home a beautiful handmade book, perfect as a sketchbook, mini portfolio, album, or keepsake, and the knowledge to make more at home.
All materials are provided, but you’re welcome to bring your own decorative papers or personal touches. No previous experience required, just bring your enthusiasm!

Woodfield Open Exhibition
Another wonderful Members Open Exhibition
As part of Streatham Festival and the Streatham Art Trail
Main Hall - Woodfield Pavilion - Step Free Access
The entry for the Open exhibition is offered to all our members - and everyone can become a member!
JOIN UP if you’re not a member already.
The wonderful variety of works, mediums, styles and talents is always a treat for all our visitors.
If you’d like to get involved and want to know more please click HERE
Main Hall - Woodfield Pavilion - Step Free Access

Woodfield Worms Bookclub
Small Bomb at Dimperley by Lissa Evans
Love a book? Want to share?
Come and be a Woodfield Worm (Bookworm that is!?)
Main Hall - Step Free Access
Come and join our monthly Bookclub
Meeting - 2nd Tuesday at 5:30pm - Doors open 5:15pm - Woodfield Main Hall - Step Free Access
It's free to come along - Teas and Coffee available to buy.
So if you fancy joining in then let us know.
.
Everyone welcome - Dog Friendly
Drop an email HERE

Yin Yoga Workshop with Fenella Lindsell
We spend a great deal of our time meeting deadlines and demands in our lives. From time to time it’s important to give ourselves time to deeply stretch, release and restore. The workshop encourages longer holds in postures to reduce and prevent injury.
Main Hall - Woodfield Pavilion - Step Free Access
We use props to facilitate this and finish with a guided yoga nidra.
£50 before end of August, £60 from 1st September.
To book contact nell@yoga-forever.com

'Afterbeat' - Solo Exhibition by Steve Owen
‘AFTERBEAT’
a SOLO Show by Artist and Printmaker - Steve Owen.
Woodfield Main Hall - Step Free Access
Starting points for the paintings are quite often the faded graphics in 50’s and 60’s magazines and often there is a fair amount of ‘pop’ ephemera buried in the resulting imagery. Paintings start fairly chaotic but are gradually ‘tamed’ however the temptation to reach a finished outcome too quickly is often difficult to resist. Chance marks and shapes are worked and overworked until the composition feels right.
The blank canvas is approached with some trepidation. A few painterly marks will hopefully become the start of a successful finished work, but there is little forward planning.
The limited edition prints in the exhibition are a new development sometimes combining collage, screenprinting and blockprinting techniques.
Steve Owen studied Fine Art Painting at Wimbledon School of Art before embarking on a career teaching Art in secondary schools and FE colleges.
He has exhibited in the Royal Academy Summer Exhibition and the Bankside gallery. This will be his first solo show at the Woodfield Pavilion.
‘Starting points for the paintings are quite often the faded graphics in 50’s and 60’s magazines and often there is a fair amount of ‘pop’ ephemera buried in the resulting imagery. Paintings start fairly chaotic but are gradually ‘tamed’ however the temptation to reach a finished outcome too quickly is often difficult to resist. Chance marks and shapes are worked and overworked until the composition feels right.
The blank canvas is approached with some trepidation. A few painterly marks will hopefully become the start of a successful finished work, but there is little forward planning.
The limited edition prints in the exhibition are a new development sometimes combining collage, screenprinting and blockprinting techniques.
Steve Owen studied Fine Art Painting at Wimbledon School of Art before embarking on a career teaching Art in secondary schools and FE colleges.
He has exhibited in the Royal Academy Summer Exhibition and the Bankside gallery. This will be his first solo show at the Woodfield pavilion.’

The Decisive Moment - Peter Solari
Solo Show by Pete Solari
Woodfield Main Hall - Step Free Access
My artwork is inspired by the act of travelling through environments; observing, recording and reacting to the variety of life and landscape around us. The term ‘The Decisive Moment’ (Cartier-Bresson) reverberates with my own practise; that creative moment when you intuitively decide to capture an image, making that vital decision to stop and record.
For me, this is the moment that has such an emotional impact that it draws the viewer in, either through their recognition of the scene or because it is bringing something new to their consciousness. I express this through fine-art painting, etching and photography.

Woodfield Worms Bookclub
Raising Hare by Chloe Dalton
Love a book? Want to share?
Come and be a Woodfield Worm (Bookworm that is!?)
Come and join our monthly Bookclub
Meeting - 2nd Tuesday at 5:30pm - Doors open 5:15pm
Main Hall - Woodfield Pavilion - Step Free Access
It's free to come along - Teas and Coffee available to buy.
So if you fancy joining in then let us know.
.
Everyone welcome - Dog Friendly
Drop an email HERE

Find your Warrior Within with Fenella Lindsell
Find your strength and qualities, your stamina and courage in the face of adversity. Build up to the three Warrior postures using balance, focus and abilility.
Main Hall - Woodfield Pavilion - Step Free Access
We use props to facilitate this and finish with a guided yoga nidra.
£50 before end of September, £60 from 1st October.
To book contact nell@yoga-forever.com

Winter Market
More details for our Winter Market will be released nearer the time.
In the meantime please see info for our Market in October which is happening sooner!

Full Moon Reiki & Hypnotherapy - with Seher Khan
Reiki & Hypnotherapy session
Full Moon - 8th August 7pm - 9pm
Main Hall - Woodfield Pavilion. Step Free Access
An evening of self care, calm and wellbeing at the Woodfield.
These workshops are once a month and around two hours long.
They begin with a group hypnotherapy session followed by reiki given as a group and then individually. We finish with homemade chai and chocolate.
The workshop will be on topics such as anxiety, self-confidence, resilience and stress management.
Bring along a blanket, eyepatches, your favourite crystals and whatever else makes you comfortable and cosy.
To book, please click here:

Afternoon Pavement Prowl - Guided Walk with Roy Vickery
The walk starts at the Woodfield Pavilion at 2pm and continues around Tooting Commons for 60-90 minutes.
A gentle walk examining and discussing the origins of ‘weeds’ growing along Abbotswood Road.
Booking is unnecessary and its free.
Please wear suitable footwear and dress for the weather
Roy Vickery worked as a botanist at the Natural History Museum, London, from 1965-2007; he remains a Scientific Associate at the Museum, and was President of the South London Botanical Institute. He has been collecting and writing about the folklore and traditional uses of plants for many years.
More of Roy’s walks and talks can be found here

Pavement Prowl - Guided Walk with Roy Vickery
The walk starts at the Woodfield Pavilion at 11am and continues around Tooting Commons for 60-90 minutes.
A gentle walk examining and discussing the origins of ‘weeds’ growing along Abbotswood Road.
Booking is unnecessary and its free.
Please wear suitable footwear and dress for the weather
Roy Vickery worked as a botanist at the Natural History Museum, London, from 1965-2007; he remains a Scientific Associate at the Museum, and was President of the South London Botanical Institute. He has been collecting and writing about the folklore and traditional uses of plants for many years.
More of Roy’s walks and talks can be found here

Summer Portrait Session
Summer Portrait Session
Untutored portrait sessions is a welcoming and small environment.
Friday 15th and Friday 22nd August
Upper Hall - Woodfield Pavilion
To work for 6 hours with the same sitter you need to need to book both spots.

Printmaking Workshop with Phillippa Egerton
Printmaking Workshops
Join Phillippa this August for playful and practical workshops exploring the art of the Linocut.
Main Hall - Woodfield Pavilion - Step Free Access
You’ll be carving, inking and printing your own design. Whether you’re new to Printmaking, or looking to deepen your skills, these workshops are all about experimentation, colour and having fun with templates and textures.
Recycle and liven up old T-shirts, notebook covers, tote bags and learn about registration, reduction process, and making templates and playing with colour.
Contact Phillippa for more information and to book.
email phillippa.egerton@icloud.com or phone 07736524609
There are 3 separate workshops to join. 8th, 15th and 22nd August

Printmaking Workshop with Phillippa Egerton
Printmaking Workshops
Join Phillippa this August for playful and practical workshops exploring the art of the Linocut.
Main Hall - Woodfield Pavilion. Step-Free access space.
You’ll be carving, inking and printing your own design. Whether you’re new to Printmaking, or looking to deepen your skills, these workshops are all about experimentation, colour and having fun with templates and textures.
Recycle and liven up old T-shirts, notebook covers, tote bags and learn about registration, reduction process, and making templates and playing with colour.
Contact Phillippa for more information and to book.
email phillippa.egerton@icloud.com or phone 07736524609
There are 3 separate workshops to join. 8th, 15th and 22nd August

Summer Portrait Session
Summer Portrait Session
Untutored portrait sessions is a welcoming and small environment.
Friday 15th and Friday 22nd August
Upper Hall - Woodfield Pavilion
To work for 6 hours with the same sitter you need to need to book both spots.

Woodfield Worms Bookclub
A Bookshop of One’s Own by Jane Cholmeley
Love a book? Want to share?
Come and be a Woodfield Worm (Bookworm that is!?)
Come and join our monthly Bookclub
Meeting - 2nd Tuesday at 5:30pm - Doors open 5:15pm
Main Hall - Woodfield Pavilion - Step Free Access
It's free to come along - Teas and Coffee available to buy.
So if you fancy joining in then let us know.
.
Everyone welcome - Dog Friendly
Drop an email HERE

The Mane Event - a creative hair experience
Welcome to The Mane Exhibition 2025!
Step into a world where heritage meets hair artistry.
The Mane Exhibition 2025 is a bold celebration of Black British hair, Beauty and Culture
Main Hall - Woodfield Pavilion - Step Free Access
Brought to life in the heart of Wandsworth, London Borough of Culture 2025.
This year’s theme: Hair Through the Decades — a creative journey through iconic styles from the 70s to the 2000s, reimagined with a powerful modern twist.

Full Moon Reiki & Hypnotherapy - with Seher Khan
Reiki & Hypnotherapy session
Full Moon - 8th August 7pm - 9pm
Upper Hall - Woodfield Pavilion.
An evening of self care, calm and wellbeing at the Woodfield.
These workshops are once a month and around two hours long.
They begin with a group hypnotherapy session followed by reiki given as a group and then individually. We finish with homemade chai and chocolate.
The workshop will be on topics such as anxiety, self-confidence, resilience and stress management.
Bring along a blanket, eyepatches, your favourite crystals and whatever else makes you comfortable and cosy.
To book, please click here:

Printmaking Workshop with Phillippa Egerton
Printmaking Workshops
Join Phillippa this August for playful and practical workshops exploring the art of the Linocut.
Main Hall - Woodfield Pavilion. Step-Free access space.
You’ll be carving, inking and printing your own design. Whether you’re new to Printmaking, or looking to deepen your skills, these workshops are all about experimentation, colour and having fun with templates and textures.
Recycle and liven up old T-shirts, notebook covers, tote bags and learn about registration, reduction process, and making templates and playing with colour.
Contact Phillippa for more information and to book.
email phillippa.egerton@icloud.com or phone 07736524609
There are 3 separate workshops to join. 8th, 15th and 22nd August

Words @ The Woodfield - July
July’s call to all those voices out there!
Words @ The Woodfield
Thursday 31st July
Join us as we offer up poetry, story and song for our revered open mic night on this most fertile of occasions.
If you want to guarantee a spot, please book in advance on the Eventbrite - there are 10 performer tickets.
or if you want to play that dangerous OTD game (£5), get here early!
We will cap the number at 14 performers, each with a strict five minute slot - so we can fit you all.
For any surplus performers, names shall be drawn from a hat.
Veggie dinner available.
BYOB
See you down there!
MC’s: Fin & Mohah
Chef for the evening: Mohah

Cello recital - Hannah Scarborough
Cello Recital - with Hannah Scarborough
An afternoon Cello Recital at the Woodfield Pavilion - with Hannah Scarborough
A wonderful mix of Classical pieces and folk tunes which Hannah has developed from her global travels.
Hannah's wonderful collection is also brought to life by interacting with her audience, explaining details about the music and the journey the tunes have been on.
Woodfield Pavilion. Thursday 31st July. 4pm to 5:30pm
Hannah Scarborough, born and raised in northern California, is a London-based freelance cellist whose work ranges from orchestral playing and opera pit playing to a variety of chamber music. She earned her Masters in Cello Performance from the Eastman School of Music in Rochester, NY, where she was teaching assistant to Prof. Steven Doane, and her Bachelors of Music from Indiana University’s Jacobs School of Music in 2020.
Following her conservatory training, Hannah moved to London to be a part of orchestral fellowship Southbank Sinfonia from 2023-2024. She has since been working as a part of ensembles such as the BBC Concert Orchestra, Britten Sinfonia, and Glyndebourne Sinfonia.
She enjoys teaching cello lessons privately and at a music school, and is looking forward to organizing more of her own chamber music projects in 2025.

Trees in Summer - Guided Walk with Roy Vickery
The walk starts at the Woodfield Pavilion at 11am and continues around Tooting Commons for 60-90 minutes.
A gentle walk on Tooting Common
Booking is unnecessary and its free.
Please wear suitable footwear and dress for the weather
Roy Vickery worked as a botanist at the Natural History Museum, London, from 1965-2007; he remains a Scientific Associate at the Museum, and was President of the South London Botanical Institute. He has been collecting and writing about the folklore and traditional uses of plants for many years.
More of Roy’s walks and talks can be found here

South London Storytelling Club
“FAMILY”
All stories welcome on the theme of ‘Family’ - or if you like, just come to listen.
BYO drinks and we’ll provide the snacks. Tickets £5 on the door covers room hire.
Look forward to seeing you there!
For further information email HERE

Phillippa Egerton
Huff & Puff
Phillippa Egerton
Phillippa trained in Mural Design at Chelsea School of Art and a Printmaking MA at Wimbledon so works in a wide variety of mediums and has won prizes for her printmaking. She spent her childhood in East Africa and retains strong memories of the colours, textiles, people and animals that has influenced her work. She has had eight solo shows including a show about Climate Change at St Mary’s Norman church, Battle last year and has participated in numerous group shows and has just exhibited with Roopa Basu “Dappled Moments” at Sprout. Her political awareness is shown in her dystopian prints featuring toys and her political Cake Heads; she has always done abstract pieces which provides the analytical layer on which other work is based, including her urban scenes.
This exhibition Huff and Puff is an opportunity to reshow her Climate Change print paintings but alongside her other work, which includes abstract work, animal paintings as well as domestic scenes. She will also be running some workshops based round block printing.
Click HERE for the Lino-Cut Workshops
OPENING TIMES:
Sunday 20th July - 1pm to 5pm
Friday 25th - 2pm to 4pm Private View 6-8pm
Saturday 26th 2-5pm
Thursday 7th & Friday 8th August - 12-5pm
Thursday 14th & Friday 15th August - 12-5pm
Saturday 16th 2-5pm
Thursday 21st & Friday 22nd August - 12-5pm
Saturday 23th & Sunday 24th 2-5pm
Thursday 28th & Friday 29th August - 12-5pm
Saturday 30th & Sunday 31st 2-5pm
Phillippa can also be contacted directly here

Full Moon Reiki & Hypnotherapy - with Seher Khan
Reiki & Hypnotherapy session
Full Moon - 10th July 7pm - 9pm
An evening of self care, calm and wellbeing at the Woodfield.
These workshops are once a month and around two hours long.
They begin with a group hypnotherapy session followed by reiki given as a group and then individually. We finish with homemade chai and chocolate.
The workshop will be on topics such as anxiety, self-confidence, resilience and stress management.
Bring along a blanket, eyepatches, your favourite crystals and whatever else makes you comfortable and cosy.
To book, please click here:

Ishbel Fleming-Boyd
Ishbel Fleming-Boyd
July 2nd to 13th
Botanical, Abstract & Mixed Media
Ishbel Fleming-Boyd is a local Artist based in London and Scotland.
Ishbel's love affair with Botanical Art began in her youth, captivated by Dutch and Flemish masterpieces that ignited her passion for the vivid colours and intricate details found in floral and still-life paintings.
Ishbel's artistic prowess shines through in watercolour, graphite, pen and ink, creating scientifically accurate representations with exact colour, size, and detail.
Working from living, moving subjects adds an intriguing challenge to her craft. But Ishbel's artistic journey doesn't stop there - she explores different styles, from photography to mixed media and abstract works.
Coloured inks, acrylics, resin, plaster, and other mediums, come alive on canvas or board, always staying true to the theme of nature that complements her botanical specialisation.
Ishbel has exhibited with the RHS, Mall Galleries, Society of Botanical Artists, Chelsea Arts Society, Medici Gallery, to name a few, with regular exhibitions in Wimbledon Art Studios, Wandsworth & Streatham Arts Festival, and The Netherlands.
Ishbel takes Commissions and also runs classes in Watercolour painting ranging from 1-2-1 and group sessions.
@ishbelflemingboyd.artist
ishbelflemingboydart.com

Words @ The Woodfield - June
June’s Bloom
Words @ The Woodfield
Thursday 26th June
Join us as we offer up poetry, story and song for our revered open mic night on this most fertile of occasions.
If you want to guarantee a spot, please book in advance on the Eventbrite - there are 10 performer tickets.
or if you want to play that dangerous OTD game (£5), get here early!
We will cap the number at 14 performers, each with a strict five minute slot - so we can fit you all.
For any surplus performers, names shall be drawn from a hat.
Veggie dinner available.
BYOB
See you down there!
MC’s: Fin & Mohah
Chef for the evening: Mohah

Free cello recital - Hannah Scarborough
Open Rehearsal - with Hannah Scarborough
Hannah Scarborough, born and raised in northern California, is a London-based freelance cellist whose work ranges from orchestral playing and opera pit playing to a variety of chamber music. She earned her Masters in Cello Performance from the Eastman School of Music in Rochester, NY, where she was teaching assistant to Prof. Steven Doane, and her Bachelors of Music from Indiana University’s Jacobs School of Music in 2020.
Following her conservatory training, Hannah moved to London to be a part of orchestral fellowship Southbank Sinfonia from 2023-2024. She has since been working as a part of ensembles such as the BBC Concert Orchestra, Britten Sinfonia, and Glyndebourne Sinfonia.
She enjoys teaching cello lessons privately and at a music school, and is looking forward to organizing more of her own chamber music projects in 2025.
This is a free open rehearsal - all welcome to come and listen.

Mid Summer Wild Flowers Guided Walk with Roy Vickery
The walk starts at the Woodfield Pavilion at 11am and continues around Tooting Commons for 60-90 minutes.
A gentle walk exploring the wild flowers at the north end of Tooting Common
Booking is unnecessary and its free.
Please wear suitable footwear and dress for the weather
Roy Vickery worked as a botanist at the Natural History Museum, London, from 1965-2007; he remains a Scientific Associate at the Museum, and was President of the South London Botanical Institute. He has been collecting and writing about the folklore and traditional uses of plants for many years.
More of Roy’s walks and talks can be found here

TCMAC - Have your say about Tooting Commons
The Woodfield Pavilion is delighted to host an opportunity for users of the Tooting Commons to hear about the work of the Committee and take part in discussion with Committee members and those responsible for managing the Commons.
Representatives of Enable Leisure and Culture, and the Parks and Events Police, will be present to address questions and comments about their work. In addition, the meeting will hear about the current work to develop a new multi-year management plan for the Commons, and will elect a new Committee for 2025-26.
The meeting offers a valuable opportunity for local residents and users of the Commons to voice their opinions, ask questions and contribute to the future of the Commons.

Comedy Night at the Woodfield
COMEDY NIGHT AT THE WOODFIELD
As part of the 2025 Wandsworth Arts Festival, join us at The Woodfield Pavilion for two great shows for the price of one!
First, New York City Comedian, Bryan Stoops, presents Celebrity Girlfriend Draft, a clean hour of stand-up that has been seen at The Edinburgh Fringe Festival, The Leicester Comedy Festival and The Melbourne International Comedy Festival. The show is a love letter to Bryan's wife and kids wrapped up in a beautiful bow of observational comedy and obscure movie references.
Second, someone has dropped an atom bomb on Copenhagen. With all-out war looming, an underqualified junior staffer in the British government must somehow stimulate a response from his idiotic superiors. There is just one thing standing in his way: Microsoft Teams. It's Operation Blank, written and performed by George Grant.
As part of Wandsworth Arts Fringe - the Woodfield Pavilion is delighted to host a double-bill comedy evening.
Two laughs are cheaper than one! - get cashback if you book both!!
BRYAN STOOPS - https://bryan-k-stoops.mykajabi.com/bryan-stoops-comedy-homepage
GEORGE GRANT - https://ggwellplayed.co.uk/
BRYAN STOOPS
"I grew up in the eastern Los Angeles County suburbs. I was actually a magician from the ages of seven to twenty-four. I was fairly successful. I earned a Bachelors in theatre. There were some twists and turns and I became an educator (yes, I know in the UK, the phrase "American Educator" is an oxymoron).
I got married and had some kids. When I turned forty, I handled it really well; I didn't overreact at all. I just took my wife and kids and moved them from southern California, where we had spent our entire lives, and moved them to the New York City area. I started going stand-up a few years after moving to NYC.
After six years of living in the East and twenty years of being an educator, I needed a change. In August of 2024, I moved to Portsmouth, Hampshire where I have been teaching secondary literature there since the Autumn. Yes, that's a REAL decision I REALLY made as a man in his forties.
I will be talking about teaching in the UK, but I will also perform Celebrity Girlfriend Draft, an hour of stand-up that's been seen at The Edinburgh Fringe, The Leicester Comedy Festival, The Melbourne International Comedy Festival, and in such exotic cities as Casablanca, Hollywood and Chichester. It's an hour of comedy that doesn't punch down, and that'll leave you feeling good."
GEORGE GRANT
"When I sat down to write the first draft of Operation Blank, I was at something of a crossroads. Having spent most of my childhood as a stage performer, I had turned my back on the arts in pursuit of life’s true pleasure, Microsoft excel. Five years of study at Edinburgh university, a 1st class in civil engineering and two years at a top London bridge design house later and I came to a surprising revelation: spreadsheets are shit. It had taken me a mere seven years to figure out but, like a penguin discovering the Antarctic was a poor choice of real estate, it had finally dawned on me that everything my life had been building towards was cold and boring.
So what to do about it? It’s a question that would need a fairly good answer if I was to abandon my hard earned tedious 9-to-5. An answer much better than “just become a writer”. I had wanted to write for as long as I could remember, but I hated the idea of becoming a writer. You know the sort; they wear sandals in public and carry Moleskine notepads in their back pockets just in case the creative juices start flowing on the northern line. They make no money, and society resents them for not contributing more to the upkeep of the nation. I had spent seven years running from that, and I wasn’t going to stop now. I’d just need to think of something else.
But there wasn’t something else, there was just more spreadsheets. So, to that crossroads: leave your job and be hated by society, or stay and hate yourself. Anyone will tell you that not making a decision is a pretty big one, and in my case, it meant a daily dose of all the things that made me feel hollow. One night, whilst a bit drunk on a late train, I decided to channel this feeling into a script. I gave a character an incomprehensible problem and demanded that he figure out a solution ASAP. I then made sure he had to do it all on Microsoft teams because fuck him. By the time I was home, Operation Blank was born and I had made my decision. I’m sure there’s something poetic to be read into the script about my indecisiveness being the catalyst for my change, but I’m not a poet. I am a writer, and that feels quite nice to say. Now, someone bring me my sandals."
Join us at The Woodfield Pavilion for one or both of these shows this coming Saturday. Use the link here and get your tickets, now:
https://www.thewoodfield.org/whatson-1/comedy-night-at-the-woodfield

Look.Listen.Discover.
Look.Listen.Discover.
Have you ever wanted to spend a slower more awe inspiring time in nature? No camera is required—just a willingness to observe, reflect, and engage with the present moment. Our time together will include: - Awe Walk – A mindful journey through nature, cultivating wonder and presence. - Photography for Transformation – Using photography as a means of self-reflection and creative expression. - Sound Healing in Nature – Tuning into the natural soundscape and gentle sound healing practices to restore balance. - Journaling & Reflection – A space to share insights and thoughts. All are welcome.
Please wear appropriate footwear for walking. Limited spaces: max 20 participants for each workshop.
We look forward to welcoming you at the Woodfield Pavilion.
https://welcometowandsworth.com/events/Hi-look-listen-discover/

Yoga to the Beat
Yoga to the Beat - with Fenella Lindsell
A fast, fun, flowing class to fantastic music. Taught by Fenella Lindsell, who teaches 4 classes a week at Woodfield. Prepare to sweat, smile and enjoy!
Suitable to intermediate yogis. £18
Thursday June 19th 7:30pm - Booking essential
nell@yoga-forever.com
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Look.Listen.Discover.
Look.Listen.Discover.
Have you ever wanted to spend a slower more awe inspiring time in nature? No camera is required—just a willingness to observe, reflect, and engage with the present moment. Our time together will include: - Awe Walk – A mindful journey through nature, cultivating wonder and presence. - Photography for Transformation – Using photography as a means of self-reflection and creative expression. - Sound Healing in Nature – Tuning into the natural soundscape and gentle sound healing practices to restore balance. - Journaling & Reflection – A space to share insights and thoughts. All are welcome.
Please wear appropriate footwear for walking. Limited spaces: max 20 participants for each workshop.
We look forward to welcoming you at the Woodfield Pavilion.
https://welcometowandsworth.com/events/Hi-look-listen-discover/

Woodfield Summer Market
Woodfield Summer Market
The pavilion is a perfect place for a summer market. There will be an assortment of wonderful hand made and individual pieces from local artists. Makers and producers of artisanal products will be showing and selling their wares, and there will be many opportunities to get yourself a special gift, something for the home, or a present for someone special.
Refreshments will be available from the Woodfield Kitchen so you can grab yourself a cuppa and a cake and enjoy a stroll amongst the stalls.
If you’re interested in having a stall there are more details below - and please contact the team HERE
Tables are allocated by TWP according to availability. Some will be outside under a the portico or with a gazebo.
The cost is £30 or £40 depending on size and stallholders must have Public Liability Insurance. For a full list of ts and cs, and a stallholders details form please email Janet HERE

Full Moon Reiki & Hypnotherapy - with Seher Khan
Reiki & Hypnotherapy session
Full Moon - 11th June 7pm - 9pm
An evening of self care, calm and wellbeing at the Woodfield.
These workshops are once a month and around two hours long.
They begin with a group hypnotherapy session followed by reiki given as a group and then individually. We finish with homemade chai and chocolate.
The workshop will be on topics such as anxiety, self-confidence, resilience and stress management.
Bring along a blanket, eyepatches, your favourite crystals and whatever else makes you comfortable and cosy.
To book, please click here:

Keep Calm and Draw - art workshop
Life drawing session, and opportunity to practice your skills.
Untutored, Bring your own materials - easels and / or tables provided.
Model will NOT be clothed.
Contact Uki to book your spot HERE

Woodfield Open Exhibition
Woodfield Summer Exhibition
Free to come and see.
The wonderful works of 38 local artists
So many beautiful pieces to see.
OPENING TIMES BELOW